Look fam, times are tough. In this day and age, "subscription" is a dirty word, but that's okay because I'm an even dirtier bimbo that will do just about ANYTHING for your hard earned money.

I make a lot of music, and I'm never going to stop making music. That much is clear. Chances are, I'm not going to stray very far from my current styles. If you, by some chance, really like what I do, then it's probably a good idea to sign up.

You'll get all my stuff for free, forever for $3 a month. That's probably a good deal. Bandcamp is telling me to set it to $5, but realistically, I think that's a bit much. $3 is actually the minimum, fyi. I think the real idea behind bandcamp subscriptions is that you're supposed to donate to people that you really like. I give away my stuff for free left and right, so I'm not offended if you don't want to pay for it. I steal music too. I get it. If you do, for some bizarre reason, really like me and also have money to drop on a monthly donation thing, then you would very quickly become my best friend. See, all of my friends are broke.

Think of it like a patreon. If you're giving ANY consideration to this then you're probably here from my blog (d00dt00nz.tumblr.com) in which case, maybe you took a liking to me. Maybe you're a functioning adult with a disposable income. I'm not one of those. I don't know what those are. Sometimes I hear people talk about those things, and them I'm like "haha what's that?", and then the other person is like "dude, you have parents" and then I go "it was a joke, you tool". The point is that I'm not a super duper patreon sort of person. I don't subscribe to any (see: mad broke) so I don't really expect people to subscribe to me. In that case, if you DO, I'll be over the moon and be as intensely accommodating to basically any request from me that I can think up, as well as giving you all of my stuff for free, forever. If I do actual merch then I've currently got the discount set to 50%, but I don't have any plans for merch in the future. If you're some kind of superfan (note to self: need to have more superfans) then I'll send you all the demos and superfluous shit you can dream of. You wanna skype? Let's skype? You want nudes? No? You sure? I don't mind if you say yes, I'll do it man, I'm fuckin' crazy like that. All for the low low price of $3 a month, and if you still don't want to pay then that's fine, as long as you don't email this description to the cops.